Shopping with mother.

  • Mum: Do you need any? *points to sanitary towels*
  • Me: No.
  • Mum: You haven't bought any in ages.
  • Me: I'm pregnant.
  • Mum: Did you slip and fall onto a turkey baster?
  • Me:
  • Mum: Sorry, that was really crass!


  1. indigo-eve said: Best thing I’ve read today! I wish my mother had this sense of humour
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